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Manderlock · Apr 05, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03

thank god, i mean thank me ahhh ahhh it was joke ahhhh

my wife did kiss
how does that make you feel
i feel as if ive done kiss too

cant remember tha lines but when stuwie and brian go to amsterdam and get stoned in tha cafee

and i also love tha one were they test out tha automated arest thing

Lews · Apr 05, 2005, 11:43 PM // 23:43

So, what, joker's go both ways?

Yes.

Heh heh, like a bisexual.

That was the joke, indeed.

Mostly it's stupid, but I laugh occasionally.

Rizzen Khalazar · Apr 06, 2005, 02:17 PM // 14:17

I think the one when it was stewies birthday and the man in the white robe came and Stewie thought it was someone after him and ended up zapping him with his disintegrating gun

That one makes me laugh.

Manderlock · Apr 06, 2005, 06:19 PM // 18:19

i just saw this one last night

when peter trys to breast feed stewie LMFAO

Skizzle the Curado · Apr 07, 2005, 12:37 AM // 00:37

Also from stewie trying to call home, When stewie is at the phone dialing "867-5309....no wait, thats not right. DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!"

Nichos Katran · Apr 07, 2005, 12:12 PM // 12:12

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Originally Posted by Skizzle the Curado

Also from stewie trying to call home, When stewie is at the phone dialing "867-5309....no wait, thats not right. DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!"

lol, I was just about to post that if no one else did

When the family goes to Hollywood to see Brian, and Peter is on the cell phone in the car. He goes to hang up, but hits a bump and winds up swallowing the phone. "Aww crap, I didn't push end. This is going to cost me a freaking fortune."

Then later on, Peter still uses the cell phone is his stomach and he's talking to Quagmire on it, but everyone can hear. "Hey Peter, guess what? Last night I slept with a black chick" Right when a coloured couple walks by. Laughed for about 5 minutes.

Also, they are in a restaurant, and Peter is calling tech support or something. And they put him on hold, music starts to play. Lois looks and says "I love this song, Peter open your mouth" and then his mouth becomes a stereo, lol.

I watch FG every night, and if I feel like staying awake, Futurama also.

Elonis · Apr 08, 2005, 03:43 AM // 03:43

any episode where stewie either tries to kill lois or tells her to "burn in hell"..

Bad_Monkey6186 · Apr 08, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

When Stewie mind controls chris and then gets harrased by a beggar when he's at the hardware store

the whole dukes of hazzard episode was hilarious

"Oh!!!! OH!!! Its everywhere!!! OH!!! Its in my RACOON WOUNDS!!!!"

static deathbringer · Apr 08, 2005, 11:06 AM // 11:06

ok well i think i get the most enjoyment from this show as my fiancee's parents are named peter and lois(and they act exactly like them too!) he's fat and a moron, works in a factory and finds the dumbest things funny, shes a homemaker who try's to be political but is always held back by "him" walking around in nothing but a shirt....eww

anyways onto my fav moment

when peter gets the birds stuck in his beard.
when peter gets a nervous twitch and put thew girl into the locker, also when spiderman saves him.
the episode where stewie trys to stop them from getting it on, where he falls out the window in the peter suit and cleaveland goes "i see nothing" and walks away.
when peter becomes a "woman"
when peter wishes he had no bones
when peter get lipo-suction
i love any episode involveing the "evil monkey"
and meg and lois on spring break

i could name prolly a hundre more but i wont

*edit* one more :>), when meg tells everyone stewies addicted to crack, and at the end he's having panckae withdrawls and see's himself crawling on the ceiling, i nearly laughed so hard i couldnt breathe right for 5 minutes

Vanquisher · Apr 08, 2005, 11:12 AM // 11:12

Has to be the episode in Series Three, where Peter and Chris are competing - you know, the gun episode? Anyway, Peter and Chris go into the sauna after Peter wins a Basketball match, and Chris says "I don't think I'll ever beat you, dad," following which he takes off his towel, and obviously exposes a huge penis.

Later, when in bed, Lois wants to have sex with Peter, who asks "How can I have sex with you when you're thinking about Chris?" Lois, who doesn't know, follows Peter to Chris' room, to expose his "freakishly large penis" as Peter puts it later, but while in Chris' room, Peter asks how could Lois do that, and says "Well he didn't get it from me!"

Watch it, you'll laugh.

static deathbringer · Apr 08, 2005, 11:18 AM // 11:18

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Originally Posted by Vanquisher

Has to be the episode in Series Three, where Peter and Chris are competing - you know, the gun episode? Anyway, Peter and Chris go into the sauna after Peter wins a Basketball match, and Chris says "I don't think I'll ever beat you, dad," following which he takes off his towel, and obviously exposes a huge penis.

Later, when in bed, Lois wants to have sex with Peter, who asks "How can I have sex with you when you're thinking about Chris?" Lois, who doesn't know, follows Peter to Chris' room, to expose his "freakishly large penis" as Peter puts it later, but while in Chris' room, Peter asks how could Lois do that, and says "Well he didn't get it from me!"

Watch it, you'll laugh.

i love that episoide

Heretic's Fork · Apr 08, 2005, 11:18 AM // 11:18

I have to say the episode where Peter had to find a "ringer" for the company softball team. The moment in the outfield when one of the players offered another player gum. Then he told the player it was trick gum and he was now addicted to herion.

Chaser · Apr 10, 2005, 10:29 PM // 22:29

ok....cuz FG and futurama go together cuz of there time slots on [adult swim], go a head and post your favorite futurama moments also. hell the more the marrier. for futurama ide have to say my favorite is the episode where leila goes to nibblers home planet

Manderlock · Apr 10, 2005, 10:56 PM // 22:56

ive got my FGs posted so here goes F

the looks on frys and branigans faces when they are told "death by snoo snoo"

when kip smokes the cig backwards trying to impress amy's parents

when bender and bendo fight

when bender tours with beck

when fry switches hands with the devil, and the devil wants his hands back because frys hands keep touching him in...........places

bout it right now

Bad_Monkey6186 · Apr 10, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14

Also in the death by snoo-snoo episode, when Brannigan says something like

"Hold on, ladies, the mind is willing, but the flesh is weak"

laughed my a$$ off

Volume II · Apr 10, 2005, 11:30 PM // 23:30

One of my fave FG scenes:

When stewie is trying to kidnap the head cheerleader and he is hiding out in the locker room and says, "What's this? I've gotten rigor mortis" or something like that. It was hilarious. Also:

"That is a tight butt!"

Feradin Trueshot · Apr 10, 2005, 11:37 PM // 23:37

My favorite Family Guy moment would have to.....uh oh my duodenum is acting up, will have to finish post later.